How about this for an original website.

Meet Ralph Wellington a turtle living in a New York apartment.

He claims to be the 'happiest turtle in the world'.

This rather handsome creature (Check out his 'modelling photos!) does get to kiss some very attractive people.

I'm just hoping they are not trying to eat the poor fellow!

I also recommend watching the video, man that turtles fast!

If you are in need of a smile, please check out Ralph at ralphwellington.com